Morning Glory

So, this morning I brought the baby into bed with us and she fed and slept on and off from 9 am to 11:30am, a pretty lovely start to the day.  This is how the rest of the day went:

noon: feed

1pm: diaper change results in pee everywhere including in her hair

1:15pm an unscheduled bath to deal with above mentioned pee-a-thon.  In the midst of poor Len trying to clean the house, so dishes and food etc where unceremoniously pushed out of the way for the pee covered babe

1:20 new diaper and outfit

1:25 mommy has the bright idea to give a nice tummy massage

1:28 the hugest, most liquidious poo ever seen on earth

1:30pm new diaper with daddys help, change pad number two into the laundry

1:32pm hiccups, dammit!

1:33 pm feed

1:34 pm throw up on mommy including her clothes

1:35 mommy dries off

1:37 feed

1:40 puke down mommy's back (we're now 40 minutes late for a playdate)

1:50pm finally leave the house

2:30 pm feed

3:15 pm feed

4:15pm feed

5:15pm the screaming attack from the blog below, both baby and mommy are screaming for no apparent reason, other then all the crazy liquid explosions of the day

5:20pm an attempt at feeding, but mommy is empty, tears from mommy and baby

5:25pm  blessed nap time for all

8pm blogging as we have recovered somewhat

I shall call this day "Attack of the Bodily Fluids"!